FA Cup: Old Trafford trip entices Leeds and Kettering

Sunday, 29 November 2009

A Sunday afternoon in December, and while Arsenal v Chelsea, Everton v Liverpool and Barcelona v Real Madrid stole the headlines, the FA Cup had reached the all-important second round stage.

ITV showed Leeds United's trip to Rockingham Road to face Kettering Town. Kettering are under threat off the pitch, with the local council blocking the club's attempts to stay in the area as the end of their lease on the ground approaches.

To make matters worse, giant-killing expert Mark Cooper left the club to replace Darren Ferguson at Peterborough United and it was left to goalkeeper Lee Harper to take on the challenge of emulating Cooper's cup tricks with Kettering and Tamworth. He did a good job, leading by example as goals by Ian Roper and Jermaine Beckford resulted in a 1-1 draw.

And as if Kettering needed more motivation as they prepare to travel to Elland Road for the replay, they got the best possible draw in the third round: Manchester United away. It's a thrill for the Blue Square Premier side, of course, but comments from Leeds boss Simon Grayson after the draw reflected just how much this draw means for a club even of Leeds' size.

Elsewhere, York City were rewarded for second round success with a trip to Stoke City, while Carlisle United will visit Everton and Lincoln City will play away at Bolton Wanderers. Cooper's Peterborough are away at Tottenham Hotspur and Watford will face Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.

As always, there are some ties featuring two Premier League teams: West Ham United v Arsenal, Aston Villa v Blackburn Rovers, and Wigan Athletic v Hull City.

Overall, Manchester United, Leeds and Kettering will be the most pleased of the teams in the hat. As a Villa fan, I don't fancy our draw much and would have preferred an away trip to poor opposition or a home game against one of the big boys. Plenty of Premier League teams are at home and they'll be pleased with that.

In terms of shocks, keep an eye out for Forest Green's trip to Notts County. Rovers aren't exactly top quality but they seem to have a cup knack and County are favourable opponents for them. Coventry City will fancy their trip to Portsmouth and Tranmere Rovers or Aldershot will host Wolves - both would be confident of causing problems.

The full draw can be seen here.

(Pic via Your Leeds United)

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TFT World Cup blog

twofootedtackle's World Cup 2010 blog is now live. Kwaitoball should be a lot of fun. You can add it to your RSS reader via http://feeds.feedburner.com/Kwaitoball to keep up with all the World Cup news and views as South Africa 2010 approaches.

If you'd like to get involved in some way, scroll down and send me an email and we'll talk.

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Top 10: MLS moments of 2009

Friday, 27 November 2009

Major League Soccer's 2009 season is over and, while it was cracking fare on the pitch, 2010 could be a different story. A dispute between MLS and its players regarding January's Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) renewal is turning bitter and the "return" of the North American Soccer League raises more questions than answers.

But for now, let's take a look back at some special moments from the 2009 season (one or two may be out of sync chronologically, but it's roughly right):
  • Meet the Sounders: it seems less of an achievement in hindsight but expansion club Seattle Sounders FC made a magnificent start to life in Major League Soccer, introducing themselves with a rampant, flowing 3-0 win over New York Red Bulls. The Sounders marketing team have had a great year and thanks to them the noisy crowd was resplendent in rave green scarves as Fredy Montero announced himself to the soccer nation with a brace
  • Blanco courts controversy: Chicago Fire's Mexican veteran Cuauhtemoc Blanco upset observers by apparently entering the referee's dressing room after a match with Columbus Crew and handing over an autographed Fire shirt. It all blew over with a short ban for the ref, but Jair Marrufo was removed from duty in September for the remainder of the season thanks to his poor performances
  • Six goals in one half: way back in April, eventual champions Real Salt Lake hosted the notoriously stubborn New England Revolution at Rio Tinto and the predictable half time score was 0-0. Cue RSL turning on the style in the second half, firing in no fewer than six goals unanswered. Number of different goalscorers? Six. Magic
  • DC United's late show at the Meadowlands: on the same weekend, DC were 2-1 down away at bitter rivals New York with no time at all left in regulation time. Seemingly dead and buried, United rallied and equalised in the last minute through Luciano Emilio. Deep into stoppage time, a screamer from rookie Chris Pontius gave United the points
  • Beckham returns to MLS: David Beckham's return from Milan attracted global attention back in July. Hot on the heels of Grant Wahl's book The Beckham Experiment and related comments by Landon Donovan, Beckham rejoined LA Galaxy to face New York and while his play looked good, a couple of angry exhanges with supporters stole the headlines
  • Lopez gives Beckham a taste of his own medicine: Beckham is famous for many things, not least scoring from his own half once or twice upon a time. And no sooner had he returned to the US than Kansas City Wizards midfielder Claudio Lopez did the same - against LA
  • Dallas demolish the Galaxy: FC Dallas didn't have the most impressive first half to the season but they won some fantastic games, including a 6-0 over Kansas City. But perhaps the pick of the bunch was a 6-3 win over LA in September. And just to cap it off, they won it with four goals in one amazing 15-minute burst
  • Red Bulls end on a high: the Red Bulls were absolutely wretched in 2009 but on the final day they said goodbye to Giants Stadium and Albert Celades in style. They beat Toronto FC (still in the playoffs hunt at kick off) 5-0, with Mac Kandji and Juan Pablo Angel splitting the first four down the middle and handing the fifth to Matthew Mbuta, who netted his first of the season with a 94th minute penalty
  • Calamitous defending in the Superclasico: in the first round of the playoffs, LA Galaxy and Chivas USA faced off in a local derby double-header. The first leg ended 2-2 thanks to the most appalling defending which, thankfully, spilled over into hilarity before too long. Well worth another watch, they could make a whole Christmas blooper DVD from this match alone
  • Glory for Real Salt Lake: Salt Lake qualified for the playoffs against all odds on the final day of the regular season, entering as the eighth seed and being shunted over to the East to make up the numbers. Gritty wins over Columbus Crew and Chicago Fire followed, and then a dramatic penalty shoot-out win over the Galaxy gave Kyle Beckerman the chance to lift the trophy. And didn't he enjoy it!
Obviously a season of such length provides more than ten great moments, so I've just chosen my favourites. But which moments are yours?

(Pics, top to bottom, via Seattle Times, Footie.co.za)

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Prediction League: Week 14 - Predictions

Some big ties in the Premier League this weekend, as we have the Merseyside derby, and a London derby, also I've added in a couple of FA Cup Second Round ties, which should be interesting. Time to get down to business, here are our predictions:

Blackburn vs. Stoke
Chris: Draw
Ian: Stoke
Gary: Draw

Fulham vs. Bolton
Chris: Fulham
Ian: Fulham
Gary: Fulham

Man City vs. Hull City
Chris: Man City
Ian: Man City
Gary: Man City

Portsmouth vs. Man United
Chris: Man United
Ian: Man United
Gary: Man United

West Ham vs. Burnley
Chris: West Ham
Ian: Draw
Gary: West Ham

Wigan vs. Sunderland
Chris: Sunderland
Ian: Sunderland
Gary: Draw

Aston Villa vs. Tottenham
Chris: Draw
Ian: Aston Villa
Gary: Draw

Staines Town vs. Millwall
Chris: Millwall
Ian: Millwall
Gary: Millwall

Bath City vs. Forest Green
Chris: Bath City
Ian: Bath City
Gary: Bath City

Wolves vs. Birmingham
Chris: Draw
Ian: Draw
Gary: Wolves

Everton vs. Liverpool
Chris: Everton
Ian: Draw
Gary: Draw

Arsenal vs. Chelsea
Chris: Draw
Ian: Chelsea
Gary: Arsenal

Kettering vs. Leeds United
Chris: Draw
Ian: Leeds United
Gary: Leeds United

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Sheriff Kimbo's Thursday Thoughts #12

Thursday, 26 November 2009

As an Aston Villa fan with Tottenham coming to town on Saturday, I am understandably hoping that they have scored all their goals for the week!

There has been a lot of talk about Jermaine Defoe since that, and his five-goal performance. It was undoubtedly quality. His ability in the box is great to watch, and he is definitely a danger to the opposition. He should also be on that plane to South Africa. But for me, anyone that thinks Defoe is world class or anything else is lacking something in the brain department. He is a world class finisher, but his overall play will not be good enough when England try to win the World Cup, and it doesn't match up to a Rooney, Torres, Drogba or a Van Persie. There are reasons he will never play for a Champions League club - unless Spurs can crack the top four. I am not having a go at him, I am just saying that his five goals against a dismal Wigan do not make him better than what he was before, and neither does his hat-trick against a poor Hull. Defoe has some real quality in his game, but his overall game will never be good enough to make him an absolute top-draw striker.

Whatever you think of Roy Keane, he is very rarely wrong in his rants. His anti-Sky, anti-Richard Keys etc rant is one of my favourites. Recently, there was the press conference that Sky Sports News covered. Now if they had more to fill up their twenty four hour, seven days a week schedule then they may not have made such a big deal about it but they don't and therefore they did! Now they made a big deal about two points, and one of them was that he told a reporter off about having his mobile not switched off or on silent – was he wrong? Of course not! He also wasn't wrong when he suggested that Ireland's defending for the Gallas goal was woeful.

Now part of me is angry that Henry did what he did, and part of me thinks the officials really should have realised when every Ireland player put their hand up that it was indeed a handball. But let's face it, the ball should never have got to that position and every Ireland player should NOT have had their hands up, they should have been playing to the whistle. Ireland had their chances and blew it, I'm afraid. That said, in their defence – it was an offside to begin with as well!

On that subject, I know 're-tweeting' is usually reserved for Twitter, but I felt the need to share this: "@LaurasiPhone: Thierry Henry, I'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but Diego Maradona had the best handball of ALL time.". Very funny indeed!

Speaking of funny…. I heard that after Paul Scharner deliberately handballed the ball to score for Wigan on Sunday that Wigan did the honourable thing and offered for the game to be replayed.

Well it is good to be back. I hope the announcement on Sunday isn't that Sheriff Kimbo will not be allowed to post on here anymore….!

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Calling all football bloggers (in London)

Are you a football blogger? Can you get to South London on 9th December for an evening of free food and booze, footbally chit-chat and Champions League action?

If the answer to both of the above questions is 'oui!' then Socrates is the event for you.

Back in September twofootedtackle became a founder member of the Socrates organising committee (by showing up) and the inaugural event was a fantastic success, made so by the large number of bloggers who pitched up to make their presence in the blogosphere known.

You can find all the details here, but what you really need to know is that it's on December 9th, near Vauxhall Station and will begin about 7 (there's a nice big TV for the Champions League game too).

If you attended last time and would like to return, didn't attend and would like to, or would like more information, please email us at socrates[at]the-onion-bag[dot]com

We'll reply and everything.

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Coming Sunday: an exciting announcement from twofootedtackle

Wednesday, 25 November 2009



Passion. Pride.

Pringles and dip...

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No podcast this week

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

It is with my sincere apologies that I have had to cancel our podcast recording for this week. We had a great guest lined up in Theo Delaney, but Gary's had to work this evening and I have been unable to do any preparation due to the sad passing of a family friend and the resulting trip to Bournemouth.

We'll be back next week. Sorry again.

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Prediction League: Week 13 - Results

After a dramatic international break it's back down to business in the Premier League, so without futher ado here is how we all fared this weekend:

Liverpool 2-2 Man City
Both teams are still without a win, City draw their sixth game in a row, while Liverpool are yet to win in nine, so a draw is a fair result. Points go to Chris and Gary.

Birmingham 1-0 Fulham
Another important win for Birmingham, and they give Chris another point to add to his tally.

Burnley 1-1 Aston Villa
Only Manchester United and Chelsea have better home form than Burnley, all credit to Owen Coyle and his men, another vital point secured, giving Chris and Gary a point each also.

Chelsea 4-0 Wolves
Chelsea's 1000th victory at home, and despite injuries, they managed to kick the whimpering Wolves into touch, it's a share of the spoils for all of us.

Hull 3-3 West Ham
A six goal thriller at the KC stadium looks like Phil Brown remains in charge of the Tigers, sadly, no points for anyone here.

Man United 3-0 Everton
The Toffees really haven't got into gear this season, which is why Manchester United were victorious, points across the board.

Sunderland 1-0 Arsenal
First a draw with Manchester United, then a victory over Liverpool, now The Black Cats have made another Big Four scalp by beating the Gunners. It's safe to say we didn't predict this one.

Bolton 0-2 Blackburn
Sam Allardyce missed a victory over his former side, but I am sure he will be glad Rovers managed to get all three points in this one. No points for us here either.

Tottenham 9-1 Wigan
Certainly the game of the weekend was indeed at White Hart Lane, while Wigan may have beaten Chelsea and Aston Villa they just fell to pieces in this game, it's no wonder the players are refunding their travelling supporters. We all predicted a home win here, so points to all of us.

Stoke 1-0 Portsmouth
Stoke's habit of winning games at home is what kept them up last season, and it looks like they are doing the same this term also.

It is a change in personnel in the leaderboard this week as Gary moves from third up to second, while I drop to third; Chris remains top of the tree after 13 weeks.

1. Chris – 66 points
2. Gary – 59 points
3. Ian – 58 points

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Defoe books World Cup spot

Sunday, 22 November 2009

In 2001, I was playing lunchtime kickabout football at school. AFC Bournemouth were training on the pitch not far from us, and a stray ball from their session dropped near my feet. Being quite the cocky little sod, I opted to pick a long pass in order to return the ball and it found none other than on-loan striker Jermain Defoe.

In that season Defoe scored in a record-equalling ten consecutive matches and the feeling on the south coast was that he would go on to become a star. And in 2010, he's going to the World Cup thanks, in part, to a five-goal return in Tottenham Hotspur's 9-1 win at home to Wigan Athletic this afternoon.

Five goals is a fantastic haul for any striker, but for one looking to confirm his place in Fabio Capello's England squad for the World Cup, it represents a timely reminder of what a competent and prolific Defoe can be given a run of games. While it's easy to question his ambition given his flip-flopping between Spurs and Portsmouth, following Harry Redknapp around like a stray dog doesn't appear to have done the Londonder any harm.

After all, five goals equals the record number of goals in a Premier League match (shared with Alan Shearer and Andy Cole) and, according to his Wikipedia page, also included the fastest hat-trick in the period of time referred to by Sky Sports as "Premier League History". With him firing on all cylinders, Spurs are fourth and flying. Make no mistake, Defoe is now a shoe-in for South Africa.

Defoe offers everything which terrifies defenders.

First, he's a lethal finisher. For me, the hallmark of a great finisher is the ability to find the back of the net with a powerful first-time shot from all over the penalty area in any situation. That sums up Defoe's capabilities and he's one of the very best in the Premier League at it. Against Wigan he mixed it with one-on-one coolness to demonstrate his all-round finishing brilliance.

The possibility of Defoe creating something from nothing is bad news for his markers, and is compounded by his clever touch, excellent close control and the turning circle of a spinning top. Wigan learned today that Defoe is practically unmarkable when he's on his game. Given the kind of service provided by the on-form Aaron Lennon, goals are inevitable. Poor defending by Wigan made sure of that.

As if that isn't enough, Defoe also has speed to burn - not the kind of pace which makes Lennon and the likes of Gabriel Agbonlahor so dangerous, but an explosive striker's acceleration which earns him a yard of space in the area or a split second's advantage of the last man, whose shoulder he's been terrorising for the whole game.

We all know Jermain Defoe is a fine striker, and he was probably going to South Africa with England next summer even before his performance today. And yes, Wigan were truly appalling. But this afternoon he came of age and must now be an absolute shoe-in for Capello's squad. And for my money, he's not far behind Wayne Rooney in order of names being written on the team sheet.

(Pic via Topnews)

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Serie A: Juventus 1-0 Udinese

A dramatic win for AC Milan earlier in the day took them above Juventus into second place in the Italian top flight, so Ciro Ferrara's Bianconeri had a clear objective when they lined up in their away strip for their home match against Udinese this evening.

Udinese aren't having the best time of it, lurking in mid-table when they really should be doing better.

The scrappy beginnings of the game were offset by snapshots by Diego and Sebastian Giovinco but Udinese's Slovenian goalkeeper Samir Handanovic was equal to both attempts. Elsewhere, both sides gave the ball away far too often in the first half but Juve looked a shade more assured on a rain-sodden pitch in Turin.

In the 37th minute Juventus should have taken the lead. Diego pounced on a loose ball to pick out Mauro Camoranesi, whose pinpoint cross found striker Amauri with only the goalkeeper to beat. But the soon-to-be-Italian Brazilian could only shin the ball into the hands of Handanovic from inside the six yard box.

Handanovic's goal reached half time intact, as did that of Juve stopper Gianluigi Buffon, who had almost nothing to do before the break.

Not so Handanovic's head, which bore the brunt of a nasty incident which saw Diego disgracefully attempt to win a penalty by leaving his leg in as the goalkeeper took the ball off his feet. The Brazilian playmaker was lucky to escape with only a yellow card.

Handanovic was laughably cautioned after recovering for having the temerity to voice his discontent at being assaulted in the name of gamesmanship.

The second period began in the same vein as the first, but just six minutes in Juventus broke the deadlock. A superb diagonal pass from Christian Poulsen found Martin Caceres racing into the penalty area, and the Uruguayan's first-time pass across goal was thumped into the roof of the net by an unmarked Fabio Grosso. The cheer for the goal was almost matched a minute later when Alessandro Del Piero replaced Giovinco to add to his seven minutes of play this season.

Juventus started to control the play a little more comfortably having taken the lead, and Del Piero's impressive workrate indicated a willingness to graft to re-take second spot. It was necessary, too, because Juventus struggled to kill the game off and Udinese, while creating little, posed at least a threat of danger going forward.

Dusan Basta drew the best out of Handanovic in the 77th minute, glancing a header towards his own goal from a Del Piero corner and forcing Handanovic to turn over smartly.

Fortunately for Juventus, they more no more incapable of adding to their lead than Udinese were of cancelling it. The Bianconeri regain second place from Milan and keep Internazionale in their sights. Well, sort of.

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MLS players build playground

It's so easy to criticise footballers these days, but plenty of them do a lot of worthwhile charity work. The same is true on the other side of the Atlantic, where Major League Soccer players have helped to celebrate tonights MLS Cup game in Seattle by getting their hands dirty in the city.

MLS W.O.R.K.S. is the league's community work arm and teamed up with The Home Depot and KaBOOM! to build a new playground at Seattle's Van Asselt Elementary School, which has more than 600 pupils.

In the photo above, MLS commissioner Don Garber is joined by Seattle Sounders stars James Riley and Peter Vagenas, getting involved in the league's good work in the host city despite being eliminated from the playoffs by Houston Dynamo. Also involved were their team-mates Kasey Keller and Fredy Montero, Chivas USA goalkeeper Zach Thornton, Dwayne De Rosario of Toronto and my personal favourite MLS player, DC United's future superstar Chris Pontius.

Great work by the league and a nice thank you to Seattle for hosting the final - as if it needs it!

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Why video technology doesn't equal fairness

Friday, 20 November 2009

Listening to the superb Football Weekly Extra this morning, I wasn't surprised to hear James Richardson, Barry Glendenning, Paul Doyle, Sean Ingle and Jonathan Wilson taking on the ever-challenging debate which rages throughout the football world after any major controversy: isn't it time for video technology?

My own stance on video technology is softening. I know players aren't cheating more than they used to, but it sure feels like it. I know the referees probably aren't worsening by the year. Again, it sure feels like it. So as we're faced with incident after incident, supporters and pundits seek justice.

On this week's show, Sean made a point which edged me closer to accepting the need for video technology. Football's laws, he pointed out, are not sacrosanct. They've changed a huge amount over the years, something we all take for granted. But they change when players begin to exploit them. As Sean mentioned, the offside rule and penalties were introduced to counteract specific problems within the game.

So compelled am I by this argument, and conversations I had with the FA's Head of National Referee Development, Ian Blanchard, that I feel a little closer today to the pro-technology lobby. However...I'm not there yet.

Another argument which was used by the FW boys was that it's high time video technology was introduced to bring an element of fairness and transparency to controversial refereeing decisions or moments of cheating. Yet another was that FIFA should allow video replays in order to protect itself from conspiracy theories. Sounds great - it's just that I don't quite believe it would work like that in practice.

Consider this:
  • The only way video replays could ever work in football is the introduction of an NFL-style challenge system, whereby the managers/captains would be allowed, say, one or three challenges per game. Those decisions would then be reviewed on video and, potentially, changed
  • Referees are generally perceived to favour the big clubs/countries, hence the aforementioned conspiracy theories and common assumptions that Manchester United never concede penalties and can have as much injury time as they need. This perception is at least partially based in reality
Where the "justice" argument falls down is where those two bullet points meet. If referees rarely give decisions against big clubs, they have less to appeal. Meanwhile, their opponents use up their one/three challenges because bias and pressure will not be eradicated from referees.

In other words, the challenge system does not level the playing field because injustice is not effective equally throughout the sport. It still favours the big clubs because the referees will continue to do so. If Owen Coyle and Alex Ferguson have one appeal each, Coyle is more likely to have cause to require a second. The inequality of teams remains.

So, while the challenge system is the best method in practical terms, it does not address the fact that so many incorrect decisions tend to go against the smaller teams. It also doesn't answer concerns about the volume of poor decisions in matches (if we can appeal one, or three, what about the other ten?), nor does it take into account the likelihood that some decisions would still be subject to debate.

What's your view on video technology? Is the challenge system the best way? Am I just paranoid in thinking it will do nothing to return justice to matches? Comment below.

(Pic via The English Blog)

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Prediction League: Week 13 - Predictions

I've never been so glad to welcome back the Prediction League. What a week it has been, that's certainly enough of international football for a while. Before we get down to business, let's take a quick look at the league table:

1. Chris - 60 points
2. Ian - 54 points
3. Gary - 54 points

Each weekend will now be make or break for someone, with only six points between top and bottom. Predictions? Here they are:

Liverpool vs. Man City
Chris: Draw
Ian: Man City
Gary: Draw

Birmingham vs. Fulham
Chris: Birmingham
Ian: Draw
Gary: Draw

Burnley vs. Aston Villa
Chris: Draw
Ian: Aston Villa
Gary: Draw

Chelsea vs. Wolves
Chris: Chelsea
Ian: Chelsea
Gary: Chelsea

Hull vs. West Ham
Chris: Hull
Ian: Hull
Gary: West Ham

Man United vs. Everton
Chris: Man United
Ian: Man United
Gary: Man United

Sunderland vs. Arsenal
Chris: Arsenal
Ian: Arsenal
Gary: Draw

Bolton vs. Blackburn
Chris: Bolton
Ian: Draw
Gary: Bolton

Tottenham vs. Wigan
Chris: Tottenham
Ian: Tottenham
Gary: Tottenham

Stoke vs. Portsmouth
Chris: Draw
Ian: Stoke
Gary: Draw

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Thierry Henry cheats Ireland out of WC 2010

Wednesday, 18 November 2009


In amongst all the hand-wringing, conspiracy theories and heat-of-the-moment fury, one truth is unquestionable: tonight, Thierry Henry committed an outrageous act of cheating and got away with it.

I have no idea how long the video above will survive, but it shows Henry twice handling the ball to keep it in play and then "cross" it to William Gallas - himself offside from the original pass - to score the goal which sends France to World Cup 2010 and knocks Ireland out.

Twitter, as always, is abuzz with debate about the incident. How that can be, I don't know. The handball itself was as clear as day and no matter how many times I'm asked to name a professional who wouldn't do the same, or told that any professional would have done it, my opinion won't change.

Henry will rightly be subjected to a large amount of criticism. Yes, any professional might have done the same, but that doesn't excuse the fact that Henry did. In one moment, Thierry Henry has gone from being quite a popular player with an excellent reputation (not that I agreed with it, incidentally) to a common cheat. He is football's most unpopular man this evening.

Regarding Henry, I think it's a shame that such a brilliant player has soiled his legacy. Celebrating like a maniac hardly helped matters.

But for me this incident is made all the more interesting by the questions it raises. I have been vehemently against video technology in football for as long as I can remember. It would certainly have worked here, which puts me in a difficult spot. Even more likely is that UEFA's additional assistant referees (they're the fellas blocking the view of supporters behind the goals) would have spotted this handball.

The officials, of course, are getting much of the stick tonight but they simply got conned. The referee had no view at all of Henry's basketball skills and his assistant was a couple of yards behind play because he was busy not seeing Gallas being offside. Players have to take responsibility for cheating as much as referees do for spotting it.

Overall, it's a real shame. I've had my say somewhat more forcefully elsewhere. What say you?

UPDATE: The video has, predictably, been removed from YouTube. But you've all seen it anyway, right?

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WCQ: Bosnia & Herzegovina 0-1 Portugal (0-2 aggregate)

Bosnia & Herzegovina's hopes of qualifying for a first World Cup were on a knife edge when the home leg of their World Cup Qualifying playoff against Portugal kicked off this evening. Ultimately, a tricky pitch, noisy crowd and a handful of talented players could not prevent those hopes being dashed by a 55th minute goal from the Portuguese.

Portugal, simultaneously deserving and fortunate in the first leg in Lisbon, travelled to Zenica with a 1-0 aggregate lead and the knowledge that an away goal could effectively put Bosnia away and clear their own path to South Africa next summer.

Bosnia were willing but nervous for the first 25 minutes on a bumpy pitch. Their endeavours left huge gaping holes at the back, particularly out wide, and it was Portugal who carved out the first real chance. Some lovely football culminated in a great through ball from Raul Meireles but the opportunity came to nothing thanks to a neat save by Kenan Hasagic. At the other end Eduardo hadn't had a save to make.

As far as action is concerned, that was the sub-total for the first half. The teams became locked into an abrasive match in which passing was poor and shots largely absent. It was a situation which suited Bosnia, who simply couldn't afford to concede, but Portugal looked as likely to score as their hosts.

Hasagic had to save with his feet once again shortly after the break, smartly blocking a low shot by Nani after the Bosnian defence had allowed the Manchester United winger to wriggle free in the penalty area. Bosnia's first real effort quickly followed, Miralem Pjanic firing wide from 20 yards.

In the 55th minute the tie was all but over. A scrappy approach by Liedson and Nani finally resulted in a simple pass across the edge of the box to Raul Meireles, who took one touch before finding the bottom corner with his first goal in World Cup Qualifying. The all-important away goal, as they say, and one which demanded Bosnia score three to win.

The same man struck wide twice in the next 15 minutes as the game opened up even more for Portugal with Bosnia hunting a miracle. But the home side didn't look any more capable of scoring as the clock ticked away Bosnia's chances of qualifying.

The home side's demeanour became ever more fractious and it wasn't surprising to see the dismissal of Sejad Salihovic for double dissent with 15 minutes left.

Unfortunately it happened during a very ugly incident in which the Italian assistant referee was struck by one of a large number of missiles thrown onto the pitch by Bosnian supporters. To their credit, several players from the home team made their way into the offending corner to make clear their opposition to the supporters' actions. Sadly, they continued regardless.

And so, despite the best efforts of a very promising Bosnian side, we won't be spared the presence of the hateful Cristiano Ronaldo in South Africa next summer. But for all his petulance an histrionics, Portugal won't be getting near the final - they're simply not good enough.

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Do you smell it? 'cause Eboue smells it

I like Arsenal's crazy Ivorian Emmanuel Eboue - he entertains me. Over the years he's taken a fair bit of public stick from one or two Arsenal fans, but most of the time they're just chuckling away to one another in the stands.

And when I make my random trips to the Emirates, I do the same. We've all seen him dive, make mistakes and look hugely out of place in a very good team. But he always makes me laugh and these days he's better known for making valuable contributions to Arsene Wenger's evil quest for the title.

It seems Eboue is destined to perform. A recent interview with Arsenal TV Online revealed that Eboue wants to be (like) Eddie Murphy, the legendary comedian and comic actor of Beverly Hills Cop fame. Never liked him, myself.

Of course, most of the quotes given on the Arsenal website are the usual footballer-to-Hollywood snoozisms, but one little gem put a smile on my face:

"I always try to make people happy."

Bless. Footballers *rolly eyes*

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The twofootedtackle Football Podcast Episode 27

It's podcast time again, and on the show this week Gary and I were joined by football journo John Stanton for the third time.

On the tasty, tasty menu this week: Brazil v England, George Burley, World Cup Qualifying, the Premier League, MLS Cup and Charlton Athletic, along with a few other bits and pieces.

Episode 27 of the twofootedtackle Podcast is now available via iTunes, this MP3 or the media player at CSRN.

As always, your comments and questions are welcome.

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South Africa 2010 needs Cassano

Tuesday, 17 November 2009


Italian football has been gripped by Cassano fever. National team coach Marcello Lippi continues to exclude Sampdoria forward Antonio Cassano from his Azzurri squads and the supporters are not happy about it. Neither is Samp president Ricardo Garrone, who issued a now-retracted blast claiming that there was an "ugly story" behind the decision to omit Cassano rather than it simply being a result of Lippi's notorious stubbornness.

Regardless of Lippi's motivation, Cassano's cult figure status has translated into a wave of protest on the peninsular. The man who is looking forward to retiring so have can have sex all day and get fat seems to have a vocal section of the Italy support on his side. The Azzurri faced Holland in a friendly international on Saturday and the stadium was apparently awash with banners urging Lippi to end the stand-off and select Cassano for the team.

In the video above, you'll see one man take his protest to the limits. Sporting a Superman t-shirt emblazoned with the slogan "Cassano in Nazionale!", the man ran the length of the field and eventually surrendered himself into the arms of a steward at the other end.

The seemingly sympathetic reaction of the steward, who put his arm round the invader and escorted him away, perhaps suggests the depth of support for the Brat from Bari. So, too, does the fact that a banner was on display at Italy's rugby international at San Siro asking the national rugby coach "Can YOU at least call up Cassano?"

Dry Italian humour aside, the World Cup - and not just Italy - needs Antonio Cassano. Here's why:
  • Quite apart from my Maradona obsession, I suggested before Argentina's qualification flourish that a World Cup with El Diego on the Argentina bench would be...well, hilarious. The same is true of Cassano. Which other player would hug Jose Mourinho while wearing only y-fronts? Cassano is always guaranteed to entertain. Sometimes he even means it
  • Cassano is as entertaining with words as he is with a pair of footballer's pants. "In Madrid it was easy because I lived in a hotel. The bell boy’s job was to bring me three pastries after sex. He would hand me the pastries, I would hand him the girl, and he’d return her into the night. Sex plus pastries – could it be any better?" Amazing
  • Anyone who's seen Brazil play in the last 18 months will be worried that World Cup 2010 will be robbed of the flair so often provided by the South Americans. Is football losing its flair players? Not in Genoa, where Cassano's brilliant touch, vision and pathological need to show off continues to wow Serie A supporters. What's the cure for Dunga-itis? Cassano!
  • In a nutshell, I think we need Cassano in South Africa next summer because of his swagger, wit and entertainment value. The World Cup is made up of magical moments, and Cassano has the ability to provide those in abundance and in a variety of ways
So come on Lippi, do the right thing. You might be a proud old sod but it's not just Italy that needs Cassano, it's the world. Don't rob us of the master entertainer!

What do you think of Antonio Cassano? Would the World Cup be the same without him? Should Lippi take him to South Africa?

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Friendly: Brazil 1-0 England

Saturday, 14 November 2009

England got a taste of samba upon the launch of the rebuilt Wembley Stadium, and in return flew to Doha, Qatar, to become the latest opponent on Brazil's globetrotting football extravaganza. An exercise in FIFA member diplomacy and mutual back-scratching, football nonetheless took centre stage as Fabio Capello's men took on a new look for the evening.

Injuries to Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard and skipper John Terry allowed a new face to lead out the side. It won't be his last.

Wayne Rooney captained his country for the first time, overseeing a team featuring Ben Foster, Matthew Upson, James Milner, Jermaine Jenas and Darren Bent. Upson was joined at the back by Joleon Lescott, and Wes Brown, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Gareth Barry completed the England line-up. For Brazil, Dunga opted for a strong side containing Elano along with the big stars, Kaka and Luis Fabiano.

A poor second half performance from England spoiled an acceptable first, and showed just how exposed they are with a few injuries. It's one thing to have the likes of Brown and Milner starting friendlies but Tom Huddlestone has no place in an England squad, let alone appearing as a substitute against the world's highest ranked team. Brazil bossed the second period and should have won by more.

Both teams started relatively brightly, Brazil neater in their play but England faster and more direct. One or two sloppy errors punctuated England's play early on but Brazil weren't quite sharp enough to capitalise. Brazil left back Michel Bastos had the first meaningful effort on goal, drilling a lovely shot just wide of Foster's post in the 23rd minute. It signalled a positive spell for Brazil, who began to restrict England to long passes towards Bent. Felipe Melo and Kaka tested Foster, whose handling was up to the task.

As England crept back into the game its first controversial moment occurred. Rooney raced towards goal and was impeded by Thiago Silva, who escaped a dangerous free kick and a probable yellow card. Bent ran onto the loose ball but his finish was deflected wide, and when the resulting corner found its way back to its taker, James Milner, on the edge of the area, the Aston Villa midfielder sent his shot over the crossbar.

Half time was reached goalless and Fabio Capello will have been pleased with the first half. It wasn't flawless, but Rooney and Milner combined hard work and clever skill to cause problems for Brazil, and Lescott saved England's bacon on a few occasions in the first half. Brazil were crisp but not penetrative, slowing the game to walking pace at times and making England chase the ball. England, though handling the challenge well, had little in the way of control. The central midfield duo of Barry and Jenas was appalling.

Just 75 seconds after the break, Brazil were ahead. England stood off as Galatasaray midfielder Elano floated a diagonal ball into the area, where the pacy Nilmar met it with a deft header after bursting through the offside trap. His effort bent just out of Foster's reach to give Brazil the lead and the initiative.

Ten minutes later, Nilmar benefited from an awful attempted backpass from Wes Brown and was up-ended by the on-rushing Foster. In a competitive game Foster would certainly have been dismissed before Luis Fabiano's penalty. As it turned out, he wasn't needed anyway: the Brazilian hitman's spot kick flew woefully high and England escaped a calamitous moment without punishment. Brazil, though, began to attack relentlessly. For the next ten minutes England had good fortune to thank more than once.

Wave after wave of yellow attacking ensued, but James Milner had a good chance to level in the 69th minute but could only volley over from Wright-Phillips first useful contribution of the evening. In truth, England should have been dead and buried by the 75th minute but Brazil just couldn't put them away. They came close in the 78th minute as the sides exchanged shots from distance. Right-footed Brazilian centre back Lucio thumped a wonderful shot against the post before Julio Cesar did well to hold onto a low strike from Rooney at the other end.

England's inability to create a single gilt-edged chance is worrying, but this isn't the time for panic. Some excellent players were missing and Capello will be desperate to avoid a similar situation next June.

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Check out the American Soccer Show

Exciting news at CSRN, of which our humble podcast is part. Jason and Zach of the Match Fit USA Soccer Show have been tasked with hosting the reignited American Soccer Show, and it will be available as an hour-long podcast from this coming Monday.

It will continue to be a fantastic show and essential listening for MLS fans and fans of US football (that's soccer, not footbaaaaaaaaaaooow), in particular USL and the US Men's National Team.

Congratulations Jason and Zach. Potential listeners, here are the deets:

iTunes Link
Website
Twitter
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Sheriff Kimbo's Thursday Thoughts #11

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Hello all. I write to you today glad that I am not a Glasgow Rangers fan! Financial losses of £12.7m, despite winning the league; a fine of just under £18,000 from UEFA in respect of the crowd trouble in Bucharest last week; and finally, they, along with Celtic, were rejected by the EPL. Of course, the fine was always going to happen. As for the Premiership...

I have a big problem that the situation even got this far, although I am pleased with the outcome as it will hopefully put an end to any more talk of this nonsense. I don't even like the fact that Cardiff, Swansea and Wrexham are part of the English league. That is not me being all Nick Griffin about it! It is just that it doesn't really happen anywhere else, does it? However I accept that the Welsh sides have been a part of English football for so long now that it would be extremely complicated to change it.

But why should Rangers and Celtic join our league? Yes, it is weird to think that Rangers won the league yet suffered losses of £12.7m. But it is not the fault of anyone in England that Scottish football suffers. It would, however, be the fault of English football that Scottish football collapsed once Rangers and Celtic joined. Of course, we all know that Rangers and in particular Celtic have massive fan bases, and that with 'Sky' money behind them, have massive potential. But I ask again – why is that England's problem? Is it the fault of the Premier League that Setanta Sports crashed? Is it the fault of some of the upper Championship sides that they have more money than the Old Firm? I have many issues with the imbalances in football, but I see absolutely no reason why England should help the Scottish sides. Would they do it if it was the other way round?

In addition, why not just start mixing everyone together and have a British league, followed up with a British national team? Where does it all end? Football is quite capable of killing itself as it is without this nonsense.

I did read a suggestion a couple of years back that the English and Scottish League Cups should be merged into a British Cup. I suppose that may be something but I am not convinced that it will add any glamour back to the competitions and to be honest I again have to ask the question of what is in it for the English clubs. I am not totally against the idea, though.

I also read talk of an 'Atlantic League', with clubs from Holland, Portugal and the Scandinavian countries getting involved. But again, why should the leading clubs all leave to practically destroy what would be left of the football in their countries? In addition – and far more to the point – what about the supporters that want to go to the away games? I am not suggesting that a trip to Amsterdam or Lisbon would not be more glamorous than a trip to St Mirren or Kilmarnock, but how expensive is it going to be compared to the games in their own country? Away days are plenty expensive as it is.

There are plenty of problems with football. All of these ideas only seem likely to create more in my opinion.

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Cherries legend Eddie Howe turns down Posh move

No sooner had Peterborough United supporters started to come to terms with the departure of manager Darren Ferguson than AFC Bournemouth supporters stared a similar situation square in the face.

United made an approach for Cherries boss Eddie Howe and his assistant Jason Tindall in an effort to replace Ferguson. It wasn't a surprising attempt; Howe has turned Bournemouth from relegation certainties into League Two leaders in the space of a year, despite the club being subject to a messy takeover saga a transfer embargo which has left Howe short of substitutes for many matches.

Now, things are slowly looking better at Dean Court. Chairman Eddie Mitchell is a controversial character in the Dorset football scene but appears to be growing into the task facing him in Bournemouth. Tax bills are being paid and so, more to the point, are footballers.

With the future looking brighter than it has for a while, Bournemouth supporters will be delighted that Howe has opted to refuse a move to Peterborough and continue Project Cherries.

Eddie Howe's popularity at AFC Bournemouth is difficult to overstate. He was born in Bournemouth played for the club over 250 times between 1994 and 2007, featuring heavily in both good times and bad. He signed for Portsmouth in 2002 but his time at Fratton Park was ruined by knee injuries, and after loan spells at Swindon Town and Bournemouth, he was re-signed by the Cherries in 2004. It wasn't just any old transfer: then-chairman Peter Phillips appealed to supporters to help fund his free transfer. They pledged £13,500 in two days.

The football world is dripping in so-called "legends", but to Bournemouth fans Howe is exactly that. The early days of his managerial career have only confirmed this status. Having been added to the coaching staff by Kevin Bond and following the former Cherries manager out of the door when he was sacked, Howe returned to Dean Court as assistant manager and was eventually asked to replace Jimmy Quinn after the Irishman's ineffectual stint at the helm.

At the time, Bournemouth looked dead and buried. They were suffering from a 17-point penalty after being relegated from League One and faced an uphill battle to escape relegation from the Football League, a fate which would potentially have seen the club off after years of financial turmoil. Somehow, the young manager turned the team around and oversaw an heroic second half of the season and Bournemouth joined fellow deductees Rotherham United in surviving their punishment. The man is a hero in the seaside town, and rightly so.

His achievements this season have been even more impressive. Despite Football League sanctions weakening his squad and forcing Tindall to re-register as a player, Howe guided the Cherries to a club record nine wins from the first ten games and, more importantly, the top of League Two. They currently sit two points ahead of Rochdale and Dagenham & Redbridge having earned on average just over two points per game. Given the circumstances, that's astounding.

Unsurprisingly, Howe and Tindall find themselves in Darragh MacAnthony's crosshairs soon after Darren Ferguson had left London Road. Howe can o no wrong in the eyes of Bournemouth supporters and has elevated himself still further by respectfully rejecting the chance to speak with Peterborough even though Mitchell wisely decided not to stand in his way.

Howe told the Daily Echo that his heart is in Bournemouth:
"It was very flattering to be asked and a huge compliment. But I have only just started the job here and it wouldn't have felt right for me to leave. I've got a tremendous relationship with the players and feel a loyalty towards them, the club and the supporters. We've had a fantastic start to the season and I want to try to achieve something here. It has always been my dream to be successful here and I'm looking forward to carrying on the work we are doing."

AFC Bournemouth deserve some luck. For well over a decade they've been beaten black and blue by unfortunate circumstances, and they're not out of the mire just yet. But at least they now have the leadership of the hottest property on the lower league managerial market and he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to leave. Perhaps promotion beckons.

(Pic via AFCB.co.uk)

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Marek Hamsik cuts off The Spikes Of Destiny

twofootedtackle regulars will know that I worship at the Church of Hamsik. He's one of my favourite players these days and, as a Napoli fan, I think he'll soon be one of the world's finest midfielders. I'll be gutted when he leaves, which is the main reason I'm desperate for the Partenopei to qualify for the Champions League sooner rather than later.

Aside from his phenomenal football ability, Slovakian midfielder Marek Hamsik is famed for getting car-jacked in Naples and, most importantly, his incredible spiky hair.

But with Slovakia's qualification for World Cup 2010 in the bag, Marek has chosen to celebrate in memorable fashion: he's lopped off his stunning hair. Now I'm all for shaving heads, but a bit of foresight is always advisable and Hamsik should have known that he doesn't exactly have the right mouth or eyewear to be walking around with a slaphead.

Poor bloke, he's going to regret this. Still, he seems chuffed enough at the moment - and with Slovakia heading for South Africa, who could blame him?
"I know that many people will be surprised with my new look as I am very popular for my other styles. However, I have now shaved my head to a zero and I am not annoyed as I did it for the right cause. It's historic for us having qualified for the World Cup in South Africa and it's right to celebrate it in a way that no-one will forget."
Ah, the cocky swagger of a player who knows he's the dog's bollocks. Forza Marek!

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Socrates returns!

We football bloggers love having a bloody good chinwag among ourselves, and that's why twofootedtackle teamed up with Some People Are On The Pitch and The Onion Bag to set up Socrates in summer 2009.

It's just a very chilled out shindig for football bloggers who either operate in, or have access to, London town. All footy bloggers are welcome, even those bloggers-at-large who haven't yet found a permanent webby home. There is food, drink and football so it should appeal to us footy types. Our first event took place in September against a backdrop of England tearing Croatia a new one so you might say we're something of a lucky charm. And now, Socrates is back!

Socrates 2 will take place on the evening of 9th December 2009 for some big screen Champions League action and chit-chat with likeminded bloggers. So come along! All you need to do is email socrates[at]the-onion-bag[dot]com and tell us who you are, where you write and that you'd like to join us for an evening of beer and gossip.

Once again, the event will take place at the remarkably pub-like office of our two-time sponsor, Football3s:

"The Open Sauce"
Mint Digital
W125-127 Westminster Business Square
1 Durham Street
Vauxhall
London
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Come along, it's a lot of fun. We won't bite.

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Wayne Rooney: world class?

I'll be straight with you, I already think I know the answer to this one (it's "yes, course he bloody is"). But bear with me.

A tense war of words recently broke out on a football forum which I visit, asking the very same question as the title of this post. The qualities of the former Everton forward have never really been questioned and it was odd to see it happen. But is it possible that there's a case for suggesting Wayne Rooney is not quite world class?

Firstly, let's dispose of the term "world class". It is an arbitrary nonsense which carries little meaning. The players to whom it is attached rarely need it to affirm their reputations and, whether it means they'd make it into an Earth XI or that they're in the top ten players in their position in the world, it's a pointless term. That said, we all have a feel for what it means. So let's just run with that.

Rooney burst onto the scene with a breathtaking winner for Everton against Arsenal in October 2002. Since then he has been England's great hope and moved to Manchester United for big money in 2004. His ability has seldom been doubted, with most of the criticism of him rightly focusing squarely on his infamously chippy temper. Some of the bookings he has earned (and avoided) have highlighted this, and his World Cup 2006 sending off against Portugal in Germany demonstrated just how petulant Rooney could be in his younger years.

For much of Rooney's time at Old Trafford, he has been overshadowed by the evolution of Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese "winger" was so pivotal to United's success that Rooney spent time on the wings, making use of his exceptional workrate and desire to drop deep and pick up the ball. Now, we should be able to see the best of him. He's the talisman, the great hope. And he's more capable than ever of fulfilling what's required of him.

His touch is phenomenal, his vision breathtaking and his goalscoring ability is, in my opinion, second to none. He works hard but has both developed and natural skills which feed in to his excellent technique in shooting, passing and crossing. On top of all that, he takes a mean corner and is more than capable of finding the net from free kicks.

He remains fiery and, on occasion, petulant. But by and large he's managing his temper well (as one would expect from a man now in his mid-20s) and his aggression has finally been channeled into his game.

So what's the problem? Rooney's critics argue that his inability to outmuscle Ronaldo reflected badly on him rather than on Alex Ferguson and general circumstance. They say he doesn't score enough and that he rarely takes games by the scruff of the neck and wins them single-handedly.

But I think Wayne Rooney is a supremely talented player and would walk into any team in the world, and it always amazes me when people disagree with that. So do you think Wayne Rooney is world class? Would he get into any team on the planet, or am I just a biased Englishman?

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The twofootedtackle Football Podcast Episode 26

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

This week, Gary Andrews and Chris Nee are joined in the studio by Ian Blanchard, Head of National Referee Development at the Football Association, to talk about refereeing and referee development.

Also on the agenda: Peterborough United, Darren Ferguson, the FA Cup, Major League Soccer and the Premier League.

You can now listen to Episode 26 via iTunes, this MP3 or the media player at CSRN.

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Prediction League: Week 12 - Results

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

As we faced into the last weekend of Premier League action before we go on yet another international break, it was once again goals galore in an action packed weekend. We also had two additional fixtures from the First Round proper of the FA Cup added to our prediction list, without further ado let’s see how we all fared:

Aston Villa 5-1 Bolton
It was most certainly a comprehensive victory from Villa, as the future for Bolton once again looks bleak, points for everyone here.

Blackburn 3-1 Portsmouth
A fantastic comeback from Rovers having gone a goal down, not a game any of us saw them winning though.

Man City 3-3 Burnley
The Clarets claimed their first away points of the season in a game they really should have won. Five consecutive draws for City now, we thought they would have won this one.

Tottenham 2-0 Sunderland
The Black Cats had their chances but didn’t take them in this game; Spurs deserved their win as they bounced back from last weekend’s thrashing at Arsenal. The points go to Chris on this one.

Wolves 1-4 Arsenal
Goals a plenty from Arsenal, having now scored 36 in the Premier League this season already, so it’s no surprise that we all saw them winning this one.

Paultown 0-7 Norwich
Norwich showed their football league pedigree and secured a comprehensive seven goal win over non-league Paultown, it’s safe to say we all went for The Canaries on here.

Stockport 5-0 Tooting & Mitcham
Another side showing their pedigree was Stockport, hammering in five goals against Tooting & Mitcham. Chris and Gary possibly letting their allegiances get the better of them with this one, as they hoped for a draw, I however predicted Stockport.

Hull 2–1 Stoke
The Tigers look to have saved Phil Brown’s job for now, after coming back from a goal down to win against The Potters, however it’s still only Hull’s fourth win in 2009. No surprises that we didn’t see this one coming.

West Ham 1–2 Everton
The Toffees secure their first victory in eight, but it was also something we didn’t envisage.

Wigan 1–1 Fulham
The result is a fair reflection of both sides performances, points go to Gary on this one.

Chelsea 1–0 Man United
Chelsea are without doubt the team to beat this season, and now go five points clear at the top of the Premier League table, I’m glad to say we all got points.

Liverpool 2-2 Birmingham
No points to us here, simply because Liverpool snatched a draw on a dive.

Lets take a quick look at the league table:

1. Chris - 60 points
2. Ian - 54 points
3. Gary - 54 points

We now have a two week international break, so, I shall see you all back here on Friday week! Adios amigos!

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Dynamo's Ching ends Seattle's season

Monday, 9 November 2009

Major League Soccer is, for the time being, a league of fascinating changeability and novelty.

It's forever fresh and new, clubs developing almost as quickly as players and the league itself operating as an all-encompassing and ever-evolving organic entity.

The league's 2009 refresher came in the shape of Seattle Sounders FC, a club emerging from NASL and latterly USL clubs of the same name to shake up MLS with exciting players, large crowds and a tornado of rave green.

Having made good their quest to qualify for the post-season at the first attempt, Seattle continued to be goal-shy at home in their Western Conference semi-final first leg against Houston Dynamo. The 0-0 result gave the Dynamo a slight home field advantage in the second leg at Robertson Stadium on Sunday.

Despite a good chance being wasted at the other end by Fredy Montero, Houston dominated an engrossing but fruitless first half. But the 2006 and 2007 champions couldn't find the net, Dominic Oduro coming closest when his 20-yard drive struck Kasey Keller's post.

In the second half the Dynamo pressed hard and high, limiting the Sounders to few chances as the expansion team struggled to break down their opponents. After the hour, Houston picked up the pace and began to find some holes in the Sounders defence. Still the finish wouldn't come and the match entered extra time.

The breakthrough finally came in the fifth minute of extra time. Brian Mullan kept the ball alive at the far post after a Mike Chabala cross and Brian Ching was sharp enough to thump in a stinging volley to put Houston ahead.

Seattle's James Riley let his frustration get the better of him at the end of extra time and was dismissed for a reckless late challenge on Ricardo Clark.

As the Dynamo prepare to face LA Galaxy in the Western Conference Final at Home Depot Center on Friday, Seattle Sounders have reached the end of an epic first season.

Their achievement in reaching the playoffs should be respected, as should Sigi Schmid's superb squad-building which made best use of the expansion draft and standard draft opportunities to create a team which did him proud in its debut year.

For now, though, the Sounders fairytale is over.

(Pic via Glenn Davis Soccer)

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Sunderland controversy puts police in the spotlight

The Football Supporters Federation is in action again, this time coming to the aid of Sunderland supporters on the receiving end of a mistreatment double whammy.

Returning from a friendly in Scotland, the travelling supporters became involved in violent clashes with the police.

Same old story, you might think. But were the supporters in question the victims or the perpetrators?

Policing football supporters is difficult and has been ever thus. But while the idea that police units were as guilty as hooligans was commonplace in the 1980s, it should not be present at all in the sanitised, sophisticated 21st Century.

The details of the case are better outlined elsewhere, but the situation has come to light because the supporters involved have been banned from the Stadium of Light. There has been no presumption of innocence, and some have not even been charged. Either way, Sunderland's action has brought events into the public arena.

That is an issue which is rightly being dealt with by the FSF. Like so many facets of the modern game it highlights the contempt in which supporters are held.

So too does football policing. The Sunderland example is extreme but football policing is problematic in countless places in our leagues. Bloodied faces may be rare but football supporters are still treated with no respect by the police and the authorities.

We are, in effect, paying the price both for being part of the sociology of the crowd and, annoyingly, for the crimes of supporters in a bygone age.

Some forces have a particular reputation for being less than impressive in the football space.

Hampshire Police's hunting of supporters who abused Sol Campbell was suspiciously triggered by Harry Redknapp after another bleat about how very awful supporters are. West Midlands Police repeatedly mismanage Birmingham derbies and their inane separation tactics when Aston Villa visited Molineux recently were as ineffective as they were unnecessary.

In a nutshell, the moment you become identified as a football supporter, you lose your right to move freely, to an opinion and to not be abused by over-zealous, power-drunk stewards. When they call the police into a dispute, your word means nothing.

In 2009, we should be able to report out-of-line stewards to the police. But they're usually too busy herding us around like animals and beating us up to listen.

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Why Posh will regret losing Ferguson

"We've got the best young manager in the country, he's just claimed back-to-back promotions."

The words of Peterborough United owner Darragh MacAnthony in the summer of 2009, when Posh manager Darren Ferguson was being courted by Reading to replace Steve Coppell. The Royals eventually ended up with Brendan Rodgers and Ferguson stayed put at London Road.

After taking over under MacAnthony and director of football Barry Fry, Ferguson steered Peterborough to promotion from League Two to League One and then on to the Championship in 2009. Despite MacAnthony's wealth it was a remarkable achievement, Ferguson opting to keep the faith with players from non-league backgrounds and build a team capable of progressing up the leagues.

Fry has apparently confirmed Ferguson's departure from the club in a statement to the Peterborough Evening Telegraph, as reported by Guardian.co.uk:
"I and the club would like to thank him for his miraculous achievements with the total support of the chairman [Darragh MacAnthony] in the near three years he has been at the club. We wish him and his family all the best in the future."
I was as surprised as anyone to see that Ferguson had left United - presumed sacked - and have not yet heard from any Posh supporter who isn't upset by the news.

Back-to-back promotions, as Exeter City are discovering, should not be taken lightly. Fry rightly labels Ferguson's achievement as miraculous, and this should have been taken into account when setting targets for 2009/10. Combined with the hefty step up, such pace of change is accompanied by so much euphoria that it inevitably has a destabilising effect. The club should have been given time to find its feet in the Championship.

At face value, Ferguson's treatment here has been shabby. A young manager achieving so much so quickly surely has something special, and Peterborough are throwing that away. Worse, they are spitting in his face when the debt of gratitude is their burden, not his, and should be repaid with loyalty. Even so, things aren't that bad on the pitch. Getting used to a new division takes time even when you've only moved once.

Darren Ferguson is showing the signs of a superb manager. He's building teams the right way, playing attractive football and giving players chances they need to prove themselves. All this has been achieved against a backdrop of lightning-quick success and the fact that his surname is, despite common wisdom, likely a curse rather than a blessing. These days, people don't often refer to him as Sir Alex Ferguson's son - that's to his credit.

The unadulterated stupidity with which this decision appears to have been reached makes one think there's something else going on. Peterborough United have been all but silent on the matter, and to my knowledge we don't even know for sure whether Ferguson was pushed at all.

It may be the case that an amicable split has been agreed in order for Ferguson to step up. I certainly hope that's the case, because if he's been sacked on the strength or otherwise of his Championship results then bright, young British managers haven't a hope.

What do you think about Ferguson's future? Will he achieve all that is expected of him? And where do Posh go from here? Comments more than welcome below.

(Pic via ThePosh.com)

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Villa pick winners in centre back merry-go-round

Things aren't perfect at Villa Park (don't take my word for it) but despite one or two concerns about playing style and aspects of management, there's plenty to be positive about too.

Forgive me for employing a little supporter insight here, but the fact that Aston Villa haven't kept a Premier League clean sheet in living memory is hiding something far more encouraging for the club: Aston Villa's first choice defence is very, very impressive. A full-back stable boasting Luke Young, Stephen Warnock, Wilfred Bouma, Habib Beye and Nicky Shorey is as deep as any in the division, but the centre backs are Villa's real strong point.

Manchester City's pairing of Kolo Toure and Joleon Lescott was an expensive one to assemble and, in Toure, Mark Hughes has a solid centre back. He was over-priced, but most players who sign for City will suffer the same tag by virtue of City's methods.

Lescott, on the other hand, has been disappointing. His price tag is at least twice his worth and, given his proven quality, appears to be weighing upon him. Lescott will surely come good in time - he is certainly better than his recent performances suggest, if a long way shy of the £20m+ defender he apparently is. Not so Wayne Bridge, whose inadequacies become more exposed the more he believes he's a world beater.

Lescott's departure from Everton left a sour taste, and David Moyes had few options and little time with which to replace him. Sylvain Distin in his pomp might have been good enough to marshall a Europa League defence, but those days are behind him. Everton will likely be looking to replace him next summer.

In amongst all the chaos, Villa have emerged as unlikely beneficiaries. In August, Martin O'Neill had a huge problem. Martin Laursen had retired, and Curtis Davies' shoulder had finally collapsed under the weight of six months avoiding a necessary operation. Ciaran Clark started (and starred in) Villa's win over Fulham, but Villa were down to the bare bones at the back.

O'Neill pulled out all the stops in the final days of the transfer window, adding Stephen Warnock as well as centre halves Richard Dunne (from, of course, Manchester City) and James Collins. The trio have quickly become supporter favourites at Villa Park thanks to a string of heroic performances which included wins over Birmingham City and Chelsea.

In the latter, both Collins and Dunne scored to defeat the title hopefuls. Dunne had already written himself into the Villa good books by rising above former skipper Gareth Barry to thump in a header against his own former club.

The summer transfer market had plenty of comings and goings, but as centre backs go it seems Villa did the best business, Vermaelen notwithstanding. If they can arrange a little protection from the midfield they might just have a shot at sixth after all. For me, that means Nigel Reo-Coker in and Steve Sidwell out. Think on, Martin.

(Pic via AVFC.co.uk)

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Prediction League: Week 12 - Predictions

Friday, 6 November 2009

Since I missed out that there was a mid-week fixture this week, I've added in two additional games from the FA Cup First Round for this weekend, and with things tighter than a Jamie Redknapp suit we need all the points we can get.

Aston Villa vs. Bolton
Chris: Aston Villa
Ian: Aston Villa
Gary: Aston Villa

Blackburn vs. Portsmouth
Chris: Draw
Ian: Portsmouth
Gary: Draw

Man City vs. Burnley
Chris: Man City
Ian: Man City
Gary: Man City

Tottenham vs. Sunderland
Chris: Tottenham
Ian: Draw
Gary: Draw

Wolves vs. Arsenal
Chris: Arsenal
Ian: Arsenal
Gary: Arsenal

Paultown vs. Norwich
Chris: Norwich
Ian: Norwich
Gary: Norwich

Stockport vs. Tooting & Mitcham
Chris: Draw
Ian: Stockport
Gary: Draw

Hull vs. Stoke
Chris: Stoke
Ian: Stoke
Gary: Stoke

West Ham vs. Everton
Chris: Draw
Ian: West Ham
Gary: West Ham

Wigan vs. Fulham
Chris: Wigan
Ian: Fulham
Gary: Draw

Chelsea vs. Man United
Chris: Chelsea
Ian: Chelsea
Gary: Chelsea

Liverpool vs. Birmingham
Chris: Liverpool
Ian: Liverpool
Gary: Liverpool

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Focus: Matías Defederico

Thursday, 5 November 2009

I don't watch much Brazilian football, but I do find it very enjoyable. My last virtual visit to the republic was made all the more exciting by the Corinthians debut of Matías Defederico, an Argentine youngster who was instantly and emphatically eye-catching.

He is the latest player to swap Argentina for the São Paulo club, following in the footsteps of Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano. Aged 20, he has already made an impact at Corinthians and attracted the attention of some heavyweight clubs in Europe.

His career path from here on in will be one upon which to keep an eye. Apart from an ill-advised switch to Manchester City and the damage done by working for an agent instead of a football club, Tevez's route sets an appropriate example. The big time beckons, but it's important that the Corinthians number ten doesn't rush himself.

Matías Defederico was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on 23rd August 1989. He came through the ranks at Huracán, a club from the south of Buenos Aires, signing professional terms in 2007 and making his debut against Tigre in August of the same year.

He quickly caught the eye of European scouts, and Liverpool were reported to be considering a bid in the summer of this year. Unsurprisingly, he is more than open to a move to Europe but having admitted to thinking about Argentina every day his ambition to move to England or Spain would be best left until he's completely ready. He certainly has the ability.

In August 2009 the then 19-year-old Defederico signed for Corinthians, sparking an angry reaction from Huracán supporters. Some branded him a traitor in the wake of his move to Brazil, a charge he was keen to deny. He should also be sidestepping suggestions that he is the new Lionel Messi - he's not. What he is, though, is the new Defederico. That's exciting enough.

He made his Corinthians debut on 27th August in a thrilling end-to-end match away at São Paulo. Ronaldo scored the easiest goal of his career in Corinthians' 1-1 draw, but Defederico stole the show. He's a 5' 8", quick-footed forward who excels in a traditional number ten role and continually shows exceptional promise. He's a tricky customer with the skills and speed of wit to turn out of tight corners.

He looks lethal when coming inside from the left flank onto his favoured right foot. He seems to glide past defenders and likes a shot. He netted his first goal for Corinthians on 29th October, scoring the only goal of the game at Vitória. He broke the offside trap before letting the ball across his body and tucking in a lovely finish to open his account and win the game.

Matías Defederico has a fantastic future ahead of him and will almost certainly be in Europe before long. It would be great to see him have a crack at a smaller club in England or Spain before heading to the likes of Barcelona or Arsenal, his favoured destinations. 20 is not so young in football terms and sitting on a substitutes' bench may be the last thing he needs. A year or two at a Europa League club would be much more appropriate.

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Sheriff Kimbo's Thursday Thoughts #10

Hello all, did you miss me last week? What, none of you noticed? NONE of you? Right, okay...

I write this in a bad mood as it is the day after Villa suffered defeat at West Ham. I am in a bad mood because the ref gave them a penalty that was never a penalty in a million years. I am in a bad mood because he booked Habib Beye, and then when he unnecessarily booked him again later on, it put us down to ten men. I am in a bad mood because I am sick of seeing Ashley Young miss penalties. I am in a bad mood because I am sick of mediocrity at Villa Park.

Do I have a right to be sick of it? Outsiders looking in will tell me no. They will tell me that Villa are an upper mid-table side and accept their place. I suppose that is how I look at the likes of Spurs and Everton. But fans of them clubs – fans of every single club in the world – can see where there are problems and will have their own opinions on how things can be fixed. For me it is just frustrating to see players that can make or break us – like John Carew and Ashley Young – not performing. It is frustrating to see the likes of Steve Sidwell doing nothing in the middle of the park, or someone like Emile Heskey on the right wing when I know there are young kids like Marc Albrighton on our books that would most likely be more effective. Can anyone tell me that Fabian Delph, Craig Gardner or even young Barry Bannan would be less effective than Sidwell? Maybe not against the top sides but they all offer more creatively and against the lower sides – i.e. at Wolves the other week – someone like Sidwell is pretty redundant.

I dunno, I'm just having a moan. But I am a football fan, and it is my right! Liverpool fans are no doubt unhappy. Spurs fans are probably re-assessing a lot of their opinions after getting a lesson at the Emirates. Arsenal fans no doubt want more added to their, ERM, arsenal (pun very much intended!) to go along with their very attractive football. Despite all the money spent at Real Madrid and Man City, I am sure they would both love to make even more changes. So, we all like a moan!

Now, something else we as football fans moan about is referees. I rarely moan about decisions but, having seen us lose at Blackburn to a joke of a penalty and then seeing Carlos Cuellar get sent off for doing nothing other than winning a tackle was bad enough, but to see a combination of the two again so soon was the proverbial straw on the proverbial camel's back!

It is happening a lot lately. Just ask Darren Fletcher...The thing is what can be done to rectify the refereeing problem? We all know they have a hard job, but some of the decisions I have seen lately have been an absolute joke.

Maybe some assistance in terms of 'long-term justice' could be allowing clubs to appeal against the yellow cards. Not just allowing it, but having a system that means if the appeal is declined then the suspension gets extended. Therefore it would mean that the 'stonewall' appeals (Fletcher, Cuellar, Beye etc) would be overturned. But the decline system would hopefully ensure that there wasn't an appeal for everything. I dunno, maybe that wouldn't work – I am literally thinking as I type, no planning ever goes into this column! – and it certainly doesn't help the refs there and then on the pitch, but maybe it could at least not punish the clubs any further when there was no actual offence made in the first place. There is also the potential for it to help with simulation I suppose. For instance, if a decision got overturned where a defender had been sent off for a foul and the attacker dived, not only should the defender get the card and suspension rescinded, but the player who dived should get a suspension.

Again, there are probably holes in my theory but like I said, there is absolutely NO preparation with this column so maybe this time next week I'll have filled the holes in. Or maybe I'll just talk about something else altogether...

We'll find out next week. See you then!

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2010: a fascinating year for Beckham

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

David Beckham is more than just a footballer. He's a fashion icon, a global celebrity, the husband of a popstar. He's a brand. As a result, he divides opinion.

Some supporters see him as the very embodiment of football's polished, soulless modernity. Others admire him because they buy into post-1992 football and its requirement that footballers be "celebs".

What shouldn't be in doubt is that David Beckham has always remained a committed footballer. His targets have evolved since he roared onto the scene in the mid-1990s, but they still reside on the football field.

Beckham's critics have been provided with ammunition at certain junctures in his career - he has made plenty of mistakes - but the former England captain always bounces back. He won over English football supporters after his infamous red card at France '98, and emphatically regained Fabio Capello's confidence at Real Madrid.

David Beckham will be 35 by the time World Cup 2010 kicks off in South Africa, yet he's likely to be there. It speaks volumes for the man's technical ability, workrate, attitude and dedication, and has been his main objective for over a year. In The Beckham Experiment, his excellent account of Beckham's first two years in Major League Soccer, Sports Illustrated journalist Grant Wahl posits that Beckham moved to LA Galaxy too early in his career.

Beckham has re-focused on South Africa 2010 and moved to AC Milan on loan last season in order to maximise his chances of featuring in Capello's squad. In doing so, he angered the Galaxy supporters long before Wahl's revelations about behind-the-scenes manoeuvring which reflected exceptionally badly on Beckham and his advisors. LA's failure to make the MLS playoffs in 2007 and 2008 hardly helped his reputation in Carson, but his decision to seek a loan move to Serie A was based entirely in footballing ambition.

His time in MLS has been far from stellar. The team, until just before his return in 2009, has been below par. His management has interfered far too willingly in the Galaxy front office, even bringing in "their man" Ruud Gullit as coach despite the Dutchman - as he later proved - having no idea how the league works. On the field, Beckham has variously underperformed, been anonymous and shown up the petulant side we've seen on occasion throughout his career. At times, it's simply looked like he doesn't want to be there.

Come the start of the 2010 season, he will have that wish. His return to San Siro has been sealed on more amicable grounds largely because Galaxy and MLS officials have seen his commitment to the playoff push this season and his apparent willingness to heal his relationship with Landon Donovan, a player with whom Beckham has finally forged a formidable partnership on the pitch.

David Beckham, as a player and future franchise owner), will be good for Major League Soccer, but he still has obstacles to overcome. LA supporters are largely behind him once again thanks to his instrumental contribution to their excellent form in the second half of the 2009 season. They have an outstanding opportunity to win MLS Cup, a title which would seal Beckham's forgiveness from even his most ardent Riot Squad critic.

But it's not that simple. MLS is a unique league and its community sees it very much as a cross to bear. The league's success as a whole is almost as important as the success of one's individual club, so Beckham has come under fire from supporters outside LA; there is a feeling he has let the league down by joining Milan twice and performing poorly from his signing in 2007 until the summer of 2009. These are all people Beckham must win over, and only a fool would bet against him.

David Beckham is not beyond criticism, and the fact that so many MLS supporters are passionate and wise enough to rail against the Beckham celebrity circus and demand a focus on football bodes well for the league, which is developing by the year and gradually taking on the characteristics of a fantastic competition. But I think he has made his decisions with the right intentions.

As a fellow Englishman, I admire Beckham's determination to once more pull on an England shirt in a World Cup. He's willing to play year-round until he collapses to maintain fitness and exposure, and that's a rare trait.

And so 2010 is a huge year for the former Manchester United midfielder. If he makes it to the World Cup - and he will - he will be staring down the barrel of two more years in Major League Soccer. Sean Wheelock, a Kansas City Wizards play-by-play commentator and pundit on the BBC's World Football Phone-In, doesn't think Beckham will return. I disagree with Sean, but without South Africa on the horizon we may see a different player.

At the end of those two years Beckham will surely be considering retirement, and that's where his relationship with Major League Soccer will really get interesting. I think David Beckham and his advisors/management would be ideal ownership for MLS, assuming it's not at another club which already has ownership. With the league expanding, Beckham could easily afford to get involved. He understands how things work in the United States and he makes a success of everything he touches. Long term, Beckham and MLS are made for each other.

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The twofootedtackle Football Podcast Episode 25

It's podcast time, and this week Gary Andrews and I were joined by Jonathan, the editor-in-chief of the excellent Just-Football.

On the agenda this week: the Premier League, Hull City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Carling Cup, Major League Soccer, DC United, Portugal, France, Napoli and a few other bits and pieces too.

Episode 25 is now available via iTunes, this link and the media player at CSRNUSA.com. Oh, and it's down below too.

As ever, your comments and questions are most welcome.

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Prediction League: Week 11 - Results

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

Goals galore, red cards and shock results, could only mean one thing, the prediction league title race has once again heated up. Let's check out how we got on this weekend, and I will tell you now, it is well and truly game on!

RESULTS

Arsenal 3-0 Tottenham

Good win for Arsenal, Tottenham showing their weaknesses at the back and their capability of not being able to beat the Big Four sides. Points go to Gary on this one.

Bolton 0-4 Chelsea
Comfortable victory for Chelsea, can't say anyone was shocked, a point for everybody on this one.

Burnley 2-0 Hull
The Clarets' home form continues, showing last weekend was only a blip; surely this is the final nail in Phil Brown's coffin? One point each.

Everton 1-1 Aston Villa
A draw seemed to be a fair reflection, no doubt Everton will be the happier side, and glad to see the back of October at the same time. No points here I'm afraid.

Fulham 3-1 Liverpool
What can I say? It was an outstanding victory for Fulham, Rafa Benitez and Liverpool are surely out of the title race now. None of us saw this one coming.

Pompey 4-0 Wigan
Without a doubt a vital first home win of the season for Paul Hart's side, winning by a huge margin. Wigan look dodgy on the road. Chris gets the points on this one.

Stoke 2-2 Wolves
Tony Pulis will be fuming that the Potters let go a 2-0 lead to give Wolves a point. Wolves will certainly take it though, as will Gary.

Sunderland 2-2 West Ham
West Ham now know how Arsenal felt last weekend. Really should have been a home win though. The point goes to Gary, again.

Man United 2-0 Blackburn
Most likely the forgotten match of Saturday, but United got the points, while Blackburn sink again. It's a share of the spoils for all three of us.

Birmingham 0-0 Man City
City draw yet again, a point for both sides but no points for us.

Great weekend for Gary who puts himself back in the race for the Prediction League title as he now draws level on points with me in second place. Chris, however, remains in pole position. Here is how the table looks:

1. Chris - 56 points
2. Gary - 50 points
3. Ian - 50 points

Once again I'll be back on Friday with next weekend's predictions, have a good week.

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Focus: James Hayter

Monday, 2 November 2009

On a Saturday afternoon in February 2004, I found myself outside Dean Court, ticket in hand and drenched to the bone, for AFC Bournemouth's home fixture against Wrexham.

The game was postponed due, predictably, to a waterlogged pitch. I continued my weekend on the coast and then returned to Surrey, and the game was played on Tuesday 24th.

I missed a piece of footballing history for which I had a ticket. But I wasn't the only one.

Bournemouth led 3-0 after 84 minutes and made a substitution, introducing striker James Hayter for the last few minutes. He proceeded to score the fastest hat-trick in Football League history, netting three times in just 140 seconds to add insult to Wrexham's injury and etch his name into the record books.

And while I missed the moment by a few days, his parents suffered worse luck. Late in the game, with their son on the bench and the result secure, they departed Dean Court in order to catch the last ferry to the Isle of Wight.

Hayter, born on the island, headed to the mainland and the seaside town of Bournemouth, where he graduated from the youth system of the local football club and signed professional terms in 1996.

In over 350 appearances for the Cherries, Hayter scored 93 goals. Statisically, it's not the most impressive record. But Hayter scored goals which were crucial to the future of AFC Bournemouth, helping them defer relegation and gain promotion.

Now 30, Hayter is playing at a level more suited to his ability. In 2007 he joined former Bournemouth manager Sean O'Driscoll at Doncaster Rovers.

Form and injuries have limited his appearances at the Keepmoat but his header against Leeds United at Wembley in 2008, the winning goal in the League One Playoff Final, was typical of his knack for scoring the right goal at the right time.

To his credit, Hayter does not look at all out of place in the Championship. He has 14 Rovers goals to his name and his reputation is enhanced by the attractive football favoured by O'Driscoll and the subsequent popularity of the Black Country Irishman and his team.

Hayter is a talented player with great touch and a clinical eye for goal, and fully deserves his shot at the Championship. Along with the likes of Brian Stock and Wade Elliott, he emerged from a fantastic young team which, like its manager, outgrew an ailing club.

Several departures have hastened the club's decline, but Hayter can be proud of his achievements for - and treatment of - AFC Bournemouth. For footballers outside the Premier League, the big moments are precious. And James Hayter is a master at plastering his name all over them.

(Pic via Doncaster Rovers)

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