Big News: New Employee Wants To Do Well At Job

The Sun are well known for bringing us the most in depth, well thought through news and analysis of the day’s big stories. However they have outdone themselves with today’s back page offering. Read it if you must. We’re not sure whether this is an “exclusive or not” but apparently a man who has just been given a very lucrative new job has stated that he would quite like to succeed at it. In a speech so controversial it must have shaken the very foundations of football, Jose Mourinho stated…

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Moyes Can Do Better Than Villa

It’s been a difficult few years for David Moyes. He was clearly the wrong man for the Man Utd job, and was deservedly sacked after 10 months of miserable under performance. The way the club handled the sacking was classless, but the decision itself was entirely justified. Moyes had turned a title winning squad into one that struggled to 7th. He’d also managed to buy Fellaini for £4m more than he would have cost the week before, and completely alienate the support with a dour, negative brand of football. He…

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The Premature Pardew Dance

Oh dear Alan. Celebrating before the final whistle is never a good move under any circumstances. It has a bit of a habit of coming back to bite you in the backside. But celebrating with a strange dad dance at a wedding is particularly ill advised. At a wedding you might get away with it if the official photographer is pointing elsewhere. In front of a capacity crowd at Wembley and a worldwide TV audience, there is nowhere to hide. Generally we like Alan Pardew here, what with him being…

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You’re Not Special Any More?

It’s happened then. Jose Mourinho finally has the Man Utd job after a second season of under achievement from Louis Van Gaal ended in his inevitable sacking. It’s been the worst kept secret in football for the past few months now, and for neutrals it will come as something of a relief, if only because the Sun will now have to stop telling us it’s going to happen every single day. But for United fans, the news will bring a mixed reaction. On the one hand, they generally don’t like…

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