Top 5: pundits who are/were better than you'd expect

1. Alan McInally

2. Carlton Palmer

3. Martin Keown

4. Leonardo

5. Stan Collymore

(Photos: Sky Sports, BBC Sport, Times Online)

Disclaimer: I make no apologies for the large number Aston Villa connections. The list is genuinely based on punditry, insight, and not being Mark f*cking Bright.