I spent Saturday afternoon watching Tooting & Mitcham United beating Tonbridge Angels 5-3, so the rest of the football pyramid had a lot to live up to. It didn't do a bad job.
Premier League
On Saturday, leaders Manchester United were fortunate to get a point at home to Sunderland. Darren Bent struck early to put Sunderland in the lead, and United didn't equalise until Dimitar Berbatov's wonderful acrobatic volley in the second half. Kenwyne Jones rose above Ben Foster to head Sunderland - who finished with ten after the stupid sending off of Kieran Richardson - back into the lead, only for Anton Ferdinand to deflect in a Patrice Evra shot to make it 2-2 in stoppage time. Referee Alan Wiley then failed to extend injury time, but Alex Ferguson's outrageous criticism of the referee neglects the fact that he had a very good game and should be punished heavily.
United get ludicrously favourable treatment in this league and to expect more is truly disgraceful. But then what else would we expect from Ferguson?
Congratulations to the temporarily unpaid Portsmouth players on their first win of the season, a 1-0 away win at Wolverhampton Wanderers. Hassan Yebda scored the only goal of the game with a neat diving header from a Kevin-Prince Boateng cross. Wolves were denied a clear penalty and were remarkably restrained considering the circumstances.
Ricardo Gardner put Bolton Wanderers ahead at home to Tottenham Hotspur in just the fourth minute at the Reebok. Two Croatians scored for Spurs, Niko Kranjcar blasting in a half volley to equalise and Vedran Corluka getting the second - but not until after Kevin Davies had headed Bolton back in front.
Burnley bagged yet another home win, defeating Birmingham City at Turf Moor. Steven Fletcher scored the first, though Joe Hart should have saved it, and Andre Bikey made it two after playing a lovely one-two with David Nugent. Sebastian Larsson scored a last minute consolation for Birmingham with a superbly struck free kick. And at the KC, Hull City picked up a much-needed win over Wigan Athletic. Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Geovanni made the scoresheet for the Tigers, Scott Sinclair for Wigan.
Sunday saw Chelsea take over from Manchester United at the top after beating Liverpool 2-0 at Stamford Bridge. Steven Gerrard was apparently playing, but I didn't notice him. I did notice Nicolas Anelka and Florent Malouda, Chelsea's goalscorers. At the Emirates, Arsenal were rampant and bagged another six-goal haul. Blackburn Rovers were the lambs to the slaughter and got two goals as the Arsenal goals racked up from Thomas Vermaelen, Robin Van Persie, Andrei Arshavin, Cesc Fabregas, Theo Walcott and Nicklas Bendtner. Strange to think that Steven Nzonzi and Pieboy Dunn had put Rovers 1-0 and 2-1 ahead in the first half hour.
Carlton Cole opened the scoring for West Ham United against Fulham, whose fate got worse when debutant Kagisho Dikgacoi was sent off for raising a hand to Scott Parker. Danny Murphy equalised and Zoltan Gera made it 2-1, but Junior Stanislas earned the Hammers a point with a deflected goal off Aaron Hughes. Everton hosted Stoke City and went ahead through Robert Huth, but Leon Osman levelled to secure a share of the points for the home side.
Championship
Newcastle United still lead the Championship despite drawing at home to Bristol City thanks to West Bromwich Albion's draw at Preston North End. Middlesbrough are third after winning at Reading in a game which featured a cracking goal from ex-Reading striker Leroy Lita. Preston are a point behind Boro and level with Cardiff City, who thrashed Watford at Vicarage Road. Sheffield United drew at home to Doncaster Rovers.
At the bottom, Ipswich Town lost again thanks to a stoppage time winner from Barnsley. Peterborough were beaten at home by Nottingham Forest, and Plymouth Argyle go past them with a home win against Scunthorpe United.
Crystal Palace beat Blackpool, Derby County beat Sheffield Wednesday and Swansea City beat nine-man Queens Park Rangers. There was a draw between Coventry and Leicester City (with another screamer of a free kick from Sammy Clingan).
League One
The biggest Football League game of the weekend was at Elland Road, but Leeds United and Charlton Athletic had to share the spoils to leave them first and second in League One respectively. Behind them, Bristol Rovers emphatically failed to take advantage, being whalloped 5-1 at Norwich City. Colchester Rovers were the main beneficiaries, beating ten-man Huddersfield Town 1-0 to move within a point of Rovers. MK Dons are now only two points off third after winning at ten-man Brighton & Hove Albion. Swindon Town won at Brentford and complete the playoff places.
I'm delighted to report that last-placed Southampton are in the black! Their home win over Gillingham takes them to two points, finally overturning their ten-point penalty. Wycombe Wanderers remain on six after being beaten at home by Leyton Orient, and Tranmere Rovers stay one point ahead after a 5-0 thumping at Millwall and had a man sent off at 4-0. Brighton occupy 21st.
In the other matches, Exeter City beat Hartlepool United, Oldham Athletic drew with Yeovil Town, Southend United beat ten-man Stockport County and Walsall drew with Carlisle United.
League Two
In League Two, AFC Bournemouth are still top after a 0-0 draw at Port Vale for which Eddie Howe was only able to select three substitutes. Rotherham closed the gap by beating Dario Gradi's (that's right, Dario Gradi's) Crewe Alexandra. Dagenham & Redbridge, Barnet and Shrewsbury Town are all four points behind the Cherries. The Daggers drew at Hereford United, Barnet beat Grimsby Town and Shrewsbury drew at Morecambe.
At the bottom, Darlington are in deep trouble on two points. They were beaten by Macclesfield Town, while Torquay United won their eighth point of the season against Bury. Grimsby, Morecambe and Hereford are the next three teams from the bottom, followed by Northampton Town, who drew at home to Bradford City.
Burton Albion beat Rochdale today. Notts County drew at Cheltenham, Chesterfield beat Accrington Stanley and Chris Sutton's Lincoln City beat Aldershot.
Non-League
Oxford United's lead in the Blue Square Premier is down to six points after they drew at Barrow. Kettering are second and beat Eastbourne Borough, while fourth-placed Mansfield Town beat Forest Green Rovers and third-placed Stevenage drew at York City after conceding a stoppage time equaliser. Luton Town are fifth, beating Tamworth. Chester City move to -13 at the bottom, but could only draw with second-bottom Hayes & Yeading despite the hosts having two sent off. Ebbsfleet United and Gateshead both drew, with Crawley Town and Grays Athletic respectively.
In the Blue Square North, Droylsden stay top by winning at AFC Telford. Southport and Eastwood Town both have 22 points, drawing with lowly Solihull Moors and sixth-placed Corby. Fleetwood Town are fourth after drawing with Gainsborough Trinity, and Stalybridge Celtic are fifth thanks to a 3-0 win over Redditch. Farsley Celtic move onto six points by beating crisis-ridden Hyde United but stay bottom. Vauxhall Motors are three points ahead after losing at Workington. Redditch complete the bottom three.
And in the South, Newport County rule the roost after a win over Bath City in the Chris-On-Train-Visiting-Girlfriend Derby. Dover are two points back after losing to Worcester, who move out of the drop zone. Thurrock are third, beating Basingstoke 4-0. Fourth-placed Woking won at Chelmsford, and fifth-placed Bishop's Stortford won at Welling. Below Worcester, Weymouth are bottom and lost at Hampton & Richmond. Lewes drew with Staines Town and Weston-Super-Mare were beaten at home by St Albans.
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