Chris Pontius hat-trick for DC United

I'm sorry, I can't resist it. Last night, TFT favourite Chris Pontius bagged a hat-trick as DC United beat Seattle Sounders 3-2. Hurrah! In fairness, it was as scruffy a hat-trick as you'll ever see, and Sounders goalkeeper Kasey Keller seems to have been driven to the brink of retirement by his breathtakingly crap performance at Qwest Field. Here's the video, from MLSsoccer.com.